Cranky Kong

"Arrrrgh! This story's even worse than Donkey Kong Country's."

- Cranky Kong

Cranky Kong is an elderly Kong and character in the Donkey Kong series of games. His stated by Rareware (the developers of Donkey Kong Country) that he is intended to be the Original DK, while the current Donkey Kong is either the son of an adult version of DK Jr., or DK Jr. himself. Cranky is the father (or grandfather) of Donkey Kong and the husband of Wrinkly Kong.